Forget about hotels...
what about uni digs? The shared toilets mean drunken, half asleep urination down the sink is now a viable option, paper thin walls mean any bedroom nookie is essentially open to the public and bad flatmates turn the whole kitchen into an eruption of leftover food. And that's forgetting about noisy neighbours and the god damn builders who see fit to start at 7:30am EVERY... FUCKING... DAY but still fall so far behind schedule they get some guy in to do something loud at 3 in the morning despite there being a police station just over the road (I'm not joking).

Length? Not bad for my first time I don't think.
(maca2kx, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 10:59, 3 replies)

Yes, Halls of Residences
Thanks to various friends, girlfriends, siblings and my own time at uni, I have experienced quite a few Halls at various universities, from the most expensive with on-suite bathrooms to absolute hovels where 15 people have to share a hob and a microwave to cook all their meals.

It almost makes me glad I am 30 and past all that malarky.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:08, closed)

St. Anne's, Oxford
Went there for a conference a few years ago: bad enough that the shower was tiny and shared, but you'd've thought that they might have at least removed a year's worth of decomposing student hair from the plughole at the end of the academic year, wouldn't you?

*Bokes*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:21, closed)

Halls aren't all that bad..
Well, at least my shower's warm and clean and only shared by 3 of us. That said, ther food's shite and some mystery person never flushes..
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:24, closed)