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Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"

What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?

Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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HOUSEKEEPING!
Was the cry outside our room.

6am!

"Please go away, it's too early."

"OK, I come back later."

HOUSEKEEPING!

6.30am!!

"No thank you, come back after 10 please!"

"OK, I come back later."

Some time passed.

HOUSEKEEPING! And she opens the door and walks in...

8.15am!!!

"EXCUSE ME?!? Can you wait until later please?"

"But I clean room now."

"No, no you don't."
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:56, 4 replies)
I had some Russian
Randomly walk in for housekeeping when I last stayed in a hotel. Sod's law being what it is, I was bollock naked. She came in and saw me in mid leap for the door.

I saw her in the corridor a little while later. She smirked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:02, closed)
I hate hotels
I had a similar thing with checkout time in Egypt.

"CHECKOUT!"

No, checkout is at 12, it's 10 am.

10.15am - "CHECKOUT!"

Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:05, closed)
At a works Christmas Do once...

I once got my usual 'pissed as a mattress' and so never heard the cries of 'HOUSEKEEPING'

As I finally awoke (to find 137 missed calls from reception, friends and family who thought I'd done a 'John Entwhistle') I discovered that the maid had simply let herself in and cleaned around my stinking drunk body.

Then she left.

Good times
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:58, closed)
Thats not a true pooflake answer
It does not contain 1 million words or anybody shitting themselves.

Imposter!

very poor monday attempt at humour
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:12, closed)

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