Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Sent to Coventry
Me and my mum went to Coventry for a geeky day away at a sci fi convention (i am normal really).
We had booked a cheap B&B in town, we found out it was out of town. Down a lane. Under the pass. In askanky dead end hole.
The door was answered by a barking dog, which we were told was a massive alsation. Then we went to the rooms.
Stank of stale smoke. No toilet, only half way down the corridor, up some stairs. The corridor had no light. The shower was in a tiny store cupboard, so small i couldn't fit my left breat in there.
Plastic sheets that made you sweat like a beast. I desperatly needed a pee in the night and there was no light at all, so ended up peeing in the tiny shower.
We had to leave early with no breakfast, sweaty, deperate for the looand more tired than when we got there. And evn though we had to leave a day early cause of a family emergency, the bint chraged us another £80 quid!
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:22, Reply)
Me and my mum went to Coventry for a geeky day away at a sci fi convention (i am normal really).
We had booked a cheap B&B in town, we found out it was out of town. Down a lane. Under the pass. In askanky dead end hole.
The door was answered by a barking dog, which we were told was a massive alsation. Then we went to the rooms.
Stank of stale smoke. No toilet, only half way down the corridor, up some stairs. The corridor had no light. The shower was in a tiny store cupboard, so small i couldn't fit my left breat in there.
Plastic sheets that made you sweat like a beast. I desperatly needed a pee in the night and there was no light at all, so ended up peeing in the tiny shower.
We had to leave early with no breakfast, sweaty, deperate for the looand more tired than when we got there. And evn though we had to leave a day early cause of a family emergency, the bint chraged us another £80 quid!
( , Mon 21 Jan 2008, 20:22, Reply)
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