Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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short and sweetStaying in an awfully nice B&B with me mate Jon. We had trouble finding a place, so were more than happy to share a double bed when they offered us their last room. Until the following conversation...
Jon: Hey! ROF!
ROF: What?
Jon: I just shit me self.
Nice.
And given we're in the same bed I think 'I just shit ourseleves' would be more accurate.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 22 Jan 2008, 21:29,
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