Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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There's this hotel in LourdesWell, all I'll say is, it's used as a French army brothel during the winter.
They're shipped in, do their dirty, frenchie business, and are shipped out again.
That's a really difficult image to block from your mind when sleeping on the soiled matresses.
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LourdesShithole of southern France. Went there to look at the grotto, and found the place to be so fucking grotty its unbelievable. A container for your holy water? Oui, monsieur. This 5 gallon one doat only 6 euros? You may buy your way into heaven. This is EVERY FUCKING SHOP, from the top car park to the gates of the grotto. Horrible, horrible place.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 7:21,
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A mate of mineonce went to Lourdes. Probably one of these Catholic 'take the kids to Lourdes as it'll be good for their spiritual wellbeing' type of trips.
He hated it. Described it as '"full of cripples".
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 8:26,
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lourdesis ace, I loved it. It's tat-tastic and I got a virgin mary snowdome.
It's also got a great goatse monument...really!
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The funniest thing I saw in the shops therewere "Mary Mints". Mints, with actual holy water in them. Take that, Tic Tacs.
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