Wulfrun Hotel
Stayed in the Wulfrun Hotel, Wolverhampton (natch) in June 2005, in order to see Half Man Half Biscuit at the Wulfrun Hall.

Hotel was a dump, as expected, beds barely a foot from the floor, narrow and rock hard, with all sorts of dust and dead spiders and toenails and shite undearneath, toilets/shower rudimentary, etc. Didn't really bother me.

Breakfast, served at the cafe next door, was a nightmare of grease, with pale pink hardly-cooked sausages and a sliver of bacon attached to a thick margin of rind awash in the ruins of several fried plum tomatoes that looked like ruptured internal organs. Still ate it, though - the toast helped soak up the greasy fluids.

When we checked out I took out my debit card to pay, and the scrawny old bint behind the counter gasped, and said, "Oooh, I knew you'd do this to me."

In 2005... sorry, dear, for using a system of payment which is more or less universal. Well, it was the West Midlands.

[To any Brummies out there I lived in Dudley for 3 years so I am more than qualified to diss the place. As well as love it.]

Length? The rind was 4 inches long, 2 wide and a quarter of an inch thick.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 16:21, 4 replies)

Half Man Half Biscuit
have a click just for that.
( Trollman, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 16:30, closed)

You won't find many Brummies in Dudley or Wolverhampton
as Brummies are from Birmingham.

/Black Country blog
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 18:35, closed)

Half man Half Biscuit
Didn't know they were still going
Remember 99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:07, closed)

Brummies
All right, should have said West Midlanders.

Midlander - There Can Be Only One...
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:08, closed)