Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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OK then, brace yourself!Diana arrives at the pearly gates and St Peter opens up. Just as she's about to walk through he says "Not so fast, I'm not sure you can come in".
"But why"? She replied, "I did loads for charity, I helped the starving in Africa, I suported AIDS charities, I helped found the Anti-Landmines movement, what could I possibly have done to be kept out of heaven?"
"It's your smug attitude" says St Peter.
"What smug attitude"? She replied, shocked.
"Well, you can take that merc off your face for a start!" He replied.
I am so sorry
I have a large penis.
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