Hotel Splendido
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Holiday in OCD
74
Thats how many little laminated notes were left around the house we stayed in on a happy family holiday
It also included a large book with photocopied versions of all 74 post it notes.
"Please close cupboard after using it. Thank you"
"No ball games in the garden"
"Do not step on the grass"
"Do not leave the tap running"
"Do not touch the ornaments"
"Do not have fun"
We decided to leave when the paranoid twat actually came into the house during the day (while we were out) to make sure we hadn't stolen anything.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:13, Reply)
74
Thats how many little laminated notes were left around the house we stayed in on a happy family holiday
It also included a large book with photocopied versions of all 74 post it notes.
"Please close cupboard after using it. Thank you"
"No ball games in the garden"
"Do not step on the grass"
"Do not leave the tap running"
"Do not touch the ornaments"
"Do not have fun"
We decided to leave when the paranoid twat actually came into the house during the day (while we were out) to make sure we hadn't stolen anything.
( , Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:13, Reply)
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