Hotel SplendidoEnzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"
What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?
Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.
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chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Amsterdam last yearMe and two friends were touring Europe and our first port of call was the fine city in Holland. We got to a tourist infomation who proceeded to tell us that most hotels were booked for the night and that we'd probably have trouble finding somewhere to sleep. Most hotels bar, the fantastic "lucky travellers paradise". I can't be too critical, the owners were friendly, although didn't ask any questions who we were, why we were there or if we were going to embark on beastiality. The rooms were very interesting to say the least; it looked like a child had decorated the room, for themself. Still it wasn't a bad nights sleep, unless you add that my friend is prone to sleepwalk and in the middle of the night told me to turn the light on because our bags were made of chewing gum.
The wonderful lucky travellers paradise hotel!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 0:12, Reply)
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