More Terrible HotelsActually paid to sleep somewhere that turned out to be less compfy, private or clean than the bench in the park outside? Tell us all about it.
Or perhaps you'd like to boast about getting upgraded to a sea-view suite next door to Stevie Wonder, like my colleague keeps doing? Over and over...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:36)
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Floating HotelFloatel Northwich Cheshire..its not all WAG's and Range Rovers you know.
We stayed there for one night only while visiting family in the Northwest.
Arrived 8pm on Friday Night, Dining room serving meals till 9.30, Brilliant! We are starving. The menu consited of Nope, nope, sorry no. and finally yes. Minted lamb steaks and chips...You know EXACTLY like the ones you got from Iceland in the 1980's. Not to mention eating this warmed over frozen food meal in the nicotine yellow dining room complete with wicker furniture and beige sticky carpet, we were made to feel so welcome as the staff set out the breakfast service around us.
We eat and retire to the bar about the size of one of the bedrooms for one drink..then to bed to sleep perchance to dream.
What's this pipe running though the bedroom...it looks like a sewage pipe?
My diagnosis was correct it was a sewage pipe. We found that out every time one of the unfourtunate Reps who had been booked in used the toilet. There would be a warm up of rattling, then a thudunk thudunk as everyone in the whole hotel was treated to the news someone had got rid off the shitty overpriced larger. Sleep became a distant memory as we were regaled to the shitting symphony every few minutes.
When we came to check out we attempted to pay with a credit card...Silly us that part of Cheshire still uses pounds shillings and pence. They found a Visa Card carbon paper machine...that wouldn't work because our cards werent fully embossed.
We left never to return again...The place is no longer there, maybe it sank or just floated away down the River Weaver like the gingatic turd it was.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 11:33, 3 replies)
you get a click for "gingantic"(
spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:31,
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^What a pedant^You should pour yourself a glass of shitty overpriced larger instead of pointing out spelling mistakes.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 13:53, closed)
Ha haI used to live in Northwich, that place was notorious. Some work colleagues of mine stayed in it for about a month, almost drove them crazy
(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 12:50, closed)
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