More Terrible HotelsActually paid to sleep somewhere that turned out to be less compfy, private or clean than the bench in the park outside? Tell us all about it.
Or perhaps you'd like to boast about getting upgraded to a sea-view suite next door to Stevie Wonder, like my colleague keeps doing? Over and over...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:36)
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It wasn't them, you cunt.It was the Black Crowes, and they were not "soft rock", and you can suck my dick until my bladder inverts itself into your mouth, throwing hot piss into your lungs, so you choke and cough and drown on my piss, and then you will have an open casket funeral with your mouth propped open so everyone can see my bladder stretched across it like an oral dam made of bladderflesh.
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^ bit gay, mate(, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 5:05, closed)
Yes, it was the Black CrowesAnother triumph of craggy looks and long hair over musical ability.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 18:15,
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