Hôtel de Ville, Paris.
Turned up late afternoon, but the lights were all off and no sign of any staff around. Managed to jimmy the door and make it inside the building. Since noone was about we just picked a room and stayed there.
The beds were made of solid pine, with keyboards instead of mattresses. Barely slept a wink before being forcibly ejected by some irascible gendarme around mid morning the following day.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 12:16, 10 replies)

I like this.
Try the Hôtel Particulier next time; there are plenty of them in Paris.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 13:01, closed)

ah so that is who I have on ignore...always wondered.
Why the fuck he wasn't there to meet you i will never know.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:08, closed)

You had me on ignore?
You rotter.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 14:51, closed)

nooo I don't use ignore.
I just wondered who the 'noone' was that you referred to.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:17, closed)

Some cunt from Paris.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 15:38, closed)

Are you alluding to an episode of 'One Foot in the Grave'
or am I thinking far too deeply about this?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:19, closed)

As it happens, no.
But now I wish I was.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 17:26, closed)