More Terrible HotelsActually paid to sleep somewhere that turned out to be less compfy, private or clean than the bench in the park outside? Tell us all about it.
Or perhaps you'd like to boast about getting upgraded to a sea-view suite next door to Stevie Wonder, like my colleague keeps doing? Over and over...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:36)
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Normal for Manchester.In an otherwise spotless bathroom in a rather nice hotel somewhere on the outskirts of Manchester, I relieved my bladder after a long journey. Glancing around as I shook off the drops, I spotted a dangerously brown coloured mass through the frosted glass of the shower cubicle. I dismissed the idea of it being a turd as completely outrageous; I was of course wrong.
All my attempts to explain the situation to staff were thwarted by my posture (doubled over), and the tears of laughter streaming down my face. I waved my key/ room number at them and pointed toward the stairs, and they duly investigated.
Having discovered the problem they apologised profusely and cleaned it all up, but given the dirty looks I received from staff for the rest of my stay I'm fairly certain that they reckoned I did it myself.
(, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 16:25, 2 replies)
My Mate....Shat in a bath in hotel room on the outskirts of Manchester a few years ago. Coincidence?
(, Mon 1 Dec 2014, 22:52, closed)
Did he manage to get a tiny bit stuck to the wall aswell?If so, it was probably him!
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:05, closed)
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