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Actually paid to sleep somewhere that turned out to be less compfy, private or clean than the bench in the park outside? Tell us all about it.

Or perhaps you'd like to boast about getting upgraded to a sea-view suite next door to Stevie Wonder, like my colleague keeps doing? Over and over...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:36)
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with a well known Welsh band boasting 2 channels instead of 1 we would regularly go to hotel rooms in mainland Europe and wonder if there was some kind of mistake. I have seen abandoned properties all over the world, and quite frankly many of these were in better condition. I remember one hotel in...... I want to say the Czech Republic....... that had simply curtains instead of doors, a cable running through the door (under the curtain) with a taped up electrical socket on it. Into this you could plug the light, OR the tv that didn't work, or something else if you dared. There was a single tap over the bath in which water that was slightly warmer than you'd expect to find from a cold tap came out. the bath itself was clearly old enough to have hit puberty, as it seemed to have more hair in it than me. The bed (singular) was merely a wooden board on the floor with a mattress ontop. now i come to think about it, i believe if we had flipped it over the wooden board would have provided better comfort. the singular elongated pillow ensured optimum discomfort. And the curtains. imagine our surprise in the morning when we thought it was still dark, opened them to find that actually it wasn't a window anymore, just a board. if this was the best they could do for a multi million record selling band then i hate to think what the rest of the people managed. Maybe they had to share a power socket.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 21:31, 6 replies)
Lostprophets, eh?

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:04, closed)
Nah, Tom Jones.

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:17, closed)
stereophonics are notorious paedophiles

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:30, closed)
I never knew this.
I'm glad i got out whilst i could.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 23:17, closed)
Well, the cots in the creche turned out to be more comfortable, and then things just sort of escalated

(, Wed 3 Dec 2014, 22:19, closed)
Spinal Tap weren't Welsh.

(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 10:21, closed)

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