Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Right then,This one time, I went out with a mate of mine. She was a vegan, and she always gave me dirty looks when the waiter asked "What can I get you?" and I would reply "Whatever, steak I guess, just make sure something had to die for my meal!" On one occasion she she had been nagging me the hole time I was trying to eat my "Murdered Animal" so I just said "Shut it you fucking bint! If you don't shut your cunt-hole I'll eat YOU!" I then left.
Good steak too.
(, Sun 30 Apr 2006, 2:03, Reply)
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