Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My DadHe is a legend in his own lifetime at the factory he used to work at really so many stories to tell about him.
Like the time he hid a faggot down his trousers pretended to shit himself and ate it in front of his work mates.
Pissed in a blokes cup and glued it to a desk so when it was forcibly removed not only was the cup fucked you have piss on you as well.
Filled a mates car full of Styrofoam packings when it his birthday and then used two rolls of clingfilm to wrap it up with.
Waded into a flooded tankroom in just a pair of wellies and his pants as he didn't want to get his overalls wet.
(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 17:39, Reply)
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