Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My wonderful gran.In her mid-80s and, despite an episode a year or so ago when we thought she'd flipped, still as sensible and kind as she was about 20 years ago.
Despite this, she's got the attitudes of someone you'd expect that age to have.
We were at my Dad's house a few months ago, talking about decorating for some reason. 7 year old Fishcake Jnr is playing with his Grandad and my Gran was regaling us with tales of her first house.
"When me and yer Grandad moved into our first house, the people that lived there before had decorated it really badly. Eeh, the walls were lime green and nigger brown". Then proceeded to use the phrase "nigger brown" at least twice more.
Gran - I love you, but you're a little bit racist :)
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 11:31,
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