Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My Uncle RichWent on holiday to Tenerife on his own and, rather than book a hotel, simply hired a car and kept everything in the back. First day in and everything he'd brought with him had been stolen with the exception of a lilo. Using what little money he had left he bought a loaf of bread and some margarine to eat and decided to make the most of the rest of his time there by going for a float out to sea. Of course, he didn't have any suntan lotion but ... he did have the margarine. Result: second degree burns.
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neOnbubble is both bubbly and neonny., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 19:49,
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