Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My great uncle George......fancied himself as a bit of a dab hand at all things practical, especially when it came to cars. He would frequently tell my long-suffering great aunt not to talk to him while he was overtaking on a bend, for instance. He would insist that you should never buy a car unless it had been in the showroom for a month. I don't know why.
The number of weddings he ruined by insisting on being the photographer and forgetting to put the film in...
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:19, Reply)
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