Crazy Relatives
curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
( , Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
( , Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My wife, mad as a box of ferrets
She is so insane, she now thinks I'm insane.
She regularly come to bed and forgets to bring her gasmask, or accuses me of being mad for wearing it in the shower.
Last week she sent the kids to school and forgot to dress them properly. I had to drive back and help them into their thongs in the middle of the playground.
I'd been out nice and early one Sunday collecting cats for lunch, put them in the freezer, only for her to let them out again.
It goes on and on .. I swear she is getting crazier.
( , Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:48, Reply)
She is so insane, she now thinks I'm insane.
She regularly come to bed and forgets to bring her gasmask, or accuses me of being mad for wearing it in the shower.
Last week she sent the kids to school and forgot to dress them properly. I had to drive back and help them into their thongs in the middle of the playground.
I'd been out nice and early one Sunday collecting cats for lunch, put them in the freezer, only for her to let them out again.
It goes on and on .. I swear she is getting crazier.
( , Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:48, Reply)
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