Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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I love my mad granny.She can drive a tractor, and hold her breath for over two minutes underwater, and she eats curry in bed and slides down the bannisters. She sings 'all the ducks are swimming in the sewage' instead of 'in the water'. I want to be like her when I grow up. :D
I fear b3ta will turn me into the weird one in the family. I've already managed to shock my mum by saying, "Oh well, at least I'm not Ken Bigley" when I had a bad day. I didn't think she'd be that bothered, especially since it was she who invented the Frozen Chicken Nuggets Shoved Up Yer Bum song that is now legendary in our family.
All my family think I am a goth, despite my repeated attempts to explain otherwise and that real goths would beat me up if I said I was one.
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Bob Todd whee, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 23:59,
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