Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My Great... Aunt?Oh it's pretty much your standard story, I'm sure you've heard dozens like it. You know, boy is born in Dublin, boy becomes man, man becomes Roman Catholic priest, priest moves to New York, priest falls in love with lesbian housekeeper, then at age 65 priest becomes a woman and lives happily ever after. That old chestnut.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present Denise (née Dennis) J. Brennan. I've scoured the internet and family photos for an image of her but to no avail. I am yet to meet the legend herself in person but a recent quote passed on from her brother is as follows:
(Upon having planning permission revoked for a jetty) "First I cut off my dick, now they want me to cut off my dock!"
(Full article at www.pfc.org.uk/node/726)
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 1:26, Reply)
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