Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My uncleMy uncle is a lovely, lovely guy but he always manages to do the most stupid things. One day he gets on a train, finds a seat and notices a brief case, umbrella and coat opposite him. Assuming someone has left them behind he deiceds to do a good deed. With the train just about to depart he opens the window and stuffs the brief case, umbrella and coat out the window. He settles back into his seat and starts reading his paper. Just then a guy comes back from the toilet, looks around him and asks my uncle if he has seen his stuff. My uncle just shakes his head and raises his newspaper so he can hide behind it.
He once mistook a tube of deepheat for toothpaste. That was hilarious.
And when he was courting my aunty he tried to impress her by showing how fast he could run. He ran straight into a wire that caught him smack in the mouth. It lifted him clean off his feet and ripped two teeth out which are still missing to this day.
I would go on but I know he reads this site now and then and I don't want to embarass him too much.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 6:35, Reply)
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