Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Hot UncleAmongst the many / varied fruitcakes that constitute my family, Uncle George stands out as a particularly....interesting case. He's a chemistry teacher, and his main eccentricity is his desire to do entertaining experiments with household appliances. His best moment so far was his (unbidden) experiment, designed to illustrate his ideas about biofuels. The great man decided to pour cooking oil in to my mum's toaster and switch in on. One fire extinguisher later, and the nephews are convinced that their uncle is the greatest in the world. My mum, on the other hand, is working out how to have him deported.
(, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 16:37, Reply)
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