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curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."

Are any of your relatives this loopy?

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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We're all nuts I tell ya!!
Well, my Dad is a bit of a hoarder and loves bargains. One memorable time was when Asda were doing a special offer on toilet rolls... most people would buy a few every now and then, enough to get by... not my Dad.

We had enough bog roll to last us over a year, bearing in mind there were 3 of us blokes, and I was in that stage of puberty where I was cracking one off like there was no tomorrow, and he had almost no standing room in his bedroom due to it being full of the bloody things!

Also he would moan if we got rid of tinned good s that were 7 years out of date and filling up the cupboards...

And isn't patient at all.... he once made some homemade beer... couldn't wait for it to settle and drank most of the keg.... only to throw up everywhere, bugger off up to bed in a drunken stupor, leaving my mum to clean up :p

I wouldn't change him for the world though, I loves him to bits :D

Also my aunt has been diagnosed with happy dimensia, which although is sad, at least she's blissfully unaware that she's lost her faculties- I wanna visit her but her mind is back at a time when I was only a baby, so she wouldn't recognise me :(

And as for myself... I used to freak out when in crowds and at one point never left the house for almost weeks on end. Luckily I got through it and although sometimes reclusive, overall a helluva lot more confident though still can't talk to random people without shaking like a leaf and looking stiff as a board lol
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:31, Reply)

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