Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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A few from my familySister: In her own mind, she is never wrong. Always complained when brother brought orange juice in to the lounge room as it might be spilt. When she got caught with milk in the lounge room, she claimed that "Milk is not as bad as orange juice because it doesn't stain, it just bleaches."
Brother: While he doesn't do this anymore, when he was younger every time something went wrong he would blame it on the "Chinese Sumos."
Dad and Grandad: Every time they talk to someone in the family they have a tendancy to go through all of the names in the family before getting the right one. They said it's genetic.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, Reply)
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