Most of my family are at least odd...
some are a bit more. most seem to be passed down the female lineage.

My gran has no concept of anything other than playing cards, tea, cakes and generally making us all eat. This then leaves her massively dappy. She kept calling my 5 year old cousin a Dildo as she heard someone use it in the contect of "twit". When we stopped rolling around to tell her, she said "no wonder the old woman at the bus stop looked really shocked when i called her it for dropping her bus pass". "and the man at the bank" "and the nice policeman i asked the time as i had been a dildo and forgotten my watch"

My mum is getting it, and coupled with he developing OCD is near impossible to have a conversation with! As much as we love her.

My sister has it coming and is not pleased.

My nan wouldn't let the family watch ITV from about 1979 til 1995. It was not the BBC, therefore it was "putrid filth". Especially Benny hill. And she wouldn't buy her council house for 25k (she had rented it for 45 years) as "she wouldn't own the walls either side". It was a terraced house. She then rented for another 12 years........

My Aunt has been caught with large amounts of drugs, plates for making money and was under police surveillance for making pornos (not starring anymore) at her house.
She also got my cousin nicked, then let off, for 200 oz of canabis resin. yes the number is correct. She has no passport now as the investigation looms onwards..... just in case she uses a one way ticket she bought.
yet when she see's me or my mum and dad - she pretends we don't know and acts all normal.

Family parties are always interesting.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, Reply)