Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Personally I can't wait to earn the "Crazy Relative" status myself :)Lots of posts about negative things about them here, some of the things they can get away with are awesome :D
For example, it's totally acceptable to piss on your own foot. No quibble from anyone if you missed the seat. Also spitting your teeth out into the sunday roast is a right laff too :D
I saw one old bloke get on an almost empty bus (except for one girl and me) and sat right next to her leaving all the other seats vacant, and one girl shitting herself. To make things worse, he then turns his head slowly to the right to look straight at her and smiles happily to her, while she looks around the bus for help terrified. See? Right laffs :D
I'm gonna make me a list of things I want to get away with if I make it to me Seventies....oh I cannae wait :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:27,
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