Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Pearl NecklaceMy grandmother, treated to a wonderful pearl necklace from Florence for her 80th birthday, happens to be mad.
She was awarded the necklace.
Ten minutes later, a similarly elderly relative approached her and tried to kiss her on the cheek, via an embrace.
"GET AWAY FROM ME. YOU THIEF."
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 20:42, Reply)
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