Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Uncle Goof (Again!)He drives a truck for a meat plant out in the mid-west. Primarily he drives the carcasses, once they have had the meat removed, and takes them to a 'rendering plant.'
[If you don’t know what a rendering plant is, its the place they grind up the bits that don’t make it to your butchers for various uses]
One day, they hand him his paycheck and he tried to cash it. It bounced. He was livid.
So he goes to his truck, which is COMPLETELY loaded with carcasses, and opens the two back doors and drives through Ottumwa Iowa, this small, idyllic American town, carcasses flying out the back at each sharp turn or acceleration.
He got his check. But only after spending time in the local jail and complaining about the quality of their pizza.
Thank GOD I am only related to him by marriage. That is one SHALLOW gene pool!
Cheers,
Sean
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 5:15,
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