Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Sheep shagging? If only.My aunty's generally more daft than anything, but every now and then, she will come out with something that makes you think she'll soon be joining her mother on that long stroll down Dementia Drive.
A year or so ago she went on one of those short package tours to New Zealand, and on her return we were sitting through the endless slide show with running commentary, when she came out with the following line, "They don't actually walk differently in New Zealand. I had expected that you'd walk differently there."
Thinking that she was about to make a joke, albeit rather out of character, about Kiwis and their propensity for sheep shagging, she was asked to elaborate.
She got up to demonstrate what she meant.
This was not to be a sheep shagging joke after all.
My aunty attempted an imitation of the walk most famously seen done by astronauts on the moon. Yes, she seriously believed that that there was less gravity in New Zealand, and could not understand why everyone else was laughing at her.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:46, Reply)
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