Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My Mad NanMy Nan was going senile for years before my Mum packed her off into a home for her safety (and for my Mum's own mental health!)
Before she was sent away, we used to have her over for Christmas. EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. Which was fine apart from she used to sleep in my room EVERY. SINGLE, YEAR.
Anyway, one afternoon sometime between Christmas and New Year, we were all sat down watching mindless afternoon TV.
On came a programme about a dairy farm, which showed cows being milked by machine. To this my Nan said to my Mum "Carol, wouldn't that hurt if you had that on your teets?" At the time I really didn't know quite my Mum ignored the comment.
Nan you were a total gem.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:40, Reply)
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