Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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HeadlessI used to work in the legal profession.
A decapitated body was found not far from where my mother lives
My mother, knowing that I would probably have some inside information called me at work and said "Are they sure it wasn't suicide?"
My response was "almost certain"
Barking
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:29, Reply)
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