Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Oh dearMy dad is a bit silly and sometimes acts like hes a little kid (hes 50).
He tries to act out adverts when they come on, for example, for the omega 3 advert where there's loads of different people saying it, he leans over and whispers in my ear, "omega 3".
He also farts ALOT.
Not only do they sound like either
a)A bomb has landed near by
or
b) a duck quacking
but they stink so bad...
That's not all, recently he has been walking into different rooms and farting there, then blaming it on my brother.
Sometimes he walks around the house with his belly out, then pretends he never did it.
As for my mother, well she's just a bit strange.
She got brought up a C of E and is now a nothing. But, she went through a phase of being a buddhist/spiritulist {sp?} whre not only did she go visting temples and took pictures, but went meditating on hills with a few of her friends.
Then she tried to make me into a Pagan (im a catholic, and my father's side are quite strict. they're italian.) by making me set up an 'altar' in my room to pray to the pagan gods/goddesses/whatever.
My father found out, went crazy.
It all went pear-shaped.
Then, through a dirty divorce (this was before the pagan stuff), my mum tried to kidnap me.
Oh the memories.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 12:01, Reply)
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