Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Me old mate's GranCalled around to visit me "mate" (I type it like that because he was a bit of a prick) one night down his house, and he was acting the twat as per, and deliberately pissed about with a spectrum game I'd lent him (many MANY moons ago). His gran was around to visit him that night and saw him fecking about, so she went over to him to give him a mouthful of advice.
But when she leant over towards where "mate" was sitting and started giving him a row, a big lump of drool dribbled out of her mouth straight onto his hands, causing mate to flip out and me to piss myself laughing at them.
Guy's still a twunt though, not seen him in years thankfully.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:08,
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