
curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
( , Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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As mad as a sack of badgers. At a family funeral in January, quite a solemn affair after the death of the patriarch of the family (for this is usually when funerals occur following a death that is), the mad old mare, from across a crowded room of mourners, stands up and shouts to my dad "Fuckin' good beer this!" and sits back down. to stunned silence. And me and my brother wetting ourselves.
( , Wed 11 Jul 2007, 22:49, Reply)
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