
curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
( , Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Picking my girlfriend a little while ago from her grandmothers (who is exactly how you would imagine an eighty year old italian woman), I walk in only to be shouted at in italian by her grandmother. After ranting for a little bit she then says in english "You understand"? The family (while laughing) translated for me, I was being told off for letting my girlfriend leave the house while showing off too much cleavage.
As if I'm going to tell her to cover up more, I'm not brave enough.
( , Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:25, Reply)
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