Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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And Southernersare generally pretty pointless...
Stupid accents, stupid clothes and an unfounded sense of superiority.
Obsessed with image, money and being cunts.
I had a Southern relative once. He was fucking annoying.
Obviously, there are exceptions to this rule, and my rule about vegetarians. In fact, they coincide in one notable case.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:30,
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