Times are tough
I've had to stop using high class hookers. It was just too expensive. So my mate recommended I try 'Dating'.

Basically its a bit like betting. You lay down some money in the form of dinner, flowers, theatre and drink. The odds are 50/50 that you are going to get a shag at the end of the night which is a lot higher than phoning one of those 'meet singles in your area' lines at £1.50 a minute.

The end of the night is where it gets interesting. This bit is like playing a poker hand. You have your eye on the pot (her mimsi), but you don't want to lose to the other player (her brain). If you throw down your hand too soon it's game over and you go home alone. Make her feel special and the mimsi is yours. Its a slippery slope fraught with pitfalls.

For example if you ask her back to yours for coffee too soon it'll be obvious what cards you have in your hand and you'll lose. This is far too obvious play and should be avoided at all costs. That would be like throwing down a pair of twos and expecting to win. You need to watch her and try read her hand. If she isn't really excited and keen then you need to play it cool and 'ice' her. This will serve to increase her interest in you and will improve your chances of winning the mimsi. You see woman are programmed such that when they aren't getting the attention they crave they will try seek it out from you.

You also need to look for signs during dinner that may indicate the strength of her hand. If she says something like 'I have a beautiful view at my apartment' then it indicates that you may be onto a winning hand. She obviously wants you to see it at some point. Handle this well and you may be onto a winner.

Occasionally you get blackjack. This is where the mimsi is given to you before the game is even over. An example of this would be where she says, 'I don't feel like dessert. Can we just go to yours and fuck!'.

So this my tough credit crunchy life. I'm gambling my hard money on dinner, theatre & flowers for sex.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:14, 4 replies)

I'm clicking this because your sooooo going to die old and alone.
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( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:18, closed)

I'm clicking this because I know men like this
and, indeed, have just spent a year with one.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:21, closed)

haha...
I know woman like this too. It makes playing the game so much harder.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31, closed)

Any decent mimsi...
...is *always* a 'slippery slope'.

I'm sure that was inadvertant but I love it.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:11, closed)