Good conditioner..
..I'm a guy with long, tumbling, cascading, curly, dirty-blonde hair. I have a fucking mane.

Rather than chop it off I spend a significant percentage of my weekly £60 dole money on decent conditioner, because I WILL have my long hair, even if it means not being able to afford a pint at the local where girls might notice my hair. The important thing is having the hair in the first place.

Beer is good too though.. and I've run out..
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:23, 8 replies)

respect brother
I'd do the same ;)
( djtrialprice, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:35, closed)

You could always let it go greasy, for the sake of a pint
But then I doubt the girls will be interested.

Ouch, it's a vicious circle
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:55, closed)

Pfft
I've always found that short is the way to go - girls like it's bristliness and it also helps to store cotton wool when you're cleaning wounds etc.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:33, closed)

Hooray for guys with long hair!
They make the world a sexier and handsomer place to live.
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:22, closed)

You bastard!
I want to be able to gorw my hair long! All if get is a halo of hair around my head that's flat on the top.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:15, closed)

I had long hair for a long time
it was glorious in it's glossy, shiny blondness.

I got no action.

Cut my hair off. Plenty of action.

Conclusion: Girls don't like long hair
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 9:27, closed)

as above

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:47, closed)

Gay guys like it though. Switch sides and you're onto a winner. :P
(Musuko, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:39, closed)