Sounds great.
The police and the courts have their hands tied so much with the annoying 'law' thing; most of the crims just need a good kicking.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 10:58, 2 replies)

Erm....
I don't recall suggesting that I agreed with their actions...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:02, closed)

Oh, I do.
I live in Portsmouth and it's full of little shits that just need a good kicking.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:22, closed)

CLICK
Me too, one of my friends was mugged by a group of little twunts that lived locally, nicked his phone and wallet. We had a word with a close (but less than savory) friend and similar justice metted out. Blue Transit, stripped to pants, left in a remote (outside the M25) area for a couple of hours, picked up taken back to where he was nabbed and left to make his way home. In his pants. Job's a goodun! Now all I need to do is buy up a load of blue Transits and start a hire business.
(UK-Wookie thought dyslexia was a way to insult Lex Yeah, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:16, closed)

The tone & writing style gave you away
CLICK
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:56, closed)

Due process
and court procedures are important, no argument there. However, after seeing the laughably short 'sentences' handed out to the ne'er-do-wells, a spot of vigilante justice often does the trick. I think the OP was extreme, but not nearly as terrifying as some of the abuse meted out to the victims of crime.

The shock might just have scared that young lad into taking stock of his situation. Could also have sent him into a very bad place (mentally). Either way I'd say it's safe to assume that the little fucker won't be TWOCing anytime soon


EDIT: Bugger, I thought you were being sarcastic. Why am I so cynical? :(
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:19, closed)