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Did you score a bargain in Woolworths?
Meet someone nice in the queue to withdraw your 10p from Northern Rock?
Get made redundant from the job you hated enough to spend all day on b3ta?
How has the credit crunch affected you?
( , Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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For I have found a way to ease your financial suffering during the credit crunch…
Hang on to your cash, and only shop in places where the staff are either:
a) Borderline brain dead, or
b) About to be made redundant (therefore just plain don’t give a fuck)
(You know the type of places I mean…McDonalds, PC-fucking-World, Virgin Media etc.)
Next, pick out whatever goods / wares you desire…then when it comes to the ugly business of paying, simply hand over a photocopied wadge of the picture below:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/196caedfec9b4d62d0a9/currency_pound.jpg)
The till-monkey will be so shocked at having a real-life customer that they’ll never think to actually check the authenticity of the cash!
(or they just plain won’t give a fuck - see point 'b')
In fact, now I come to think of it…for the places mentioned above, something like this will probably do…:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/196caedfec9b4d62d0a9/pooflake_banknote.jpg)
And Viola! – free stuff! – Result! – ker-ching etc!
Happy shopping everybody!
( , Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:00, 8 replies)
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we'll be in business.
Well...you wont
( , Wed 28 Jan 2009, 14:21, closed)
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incitement to fraud?
Or something similar?
;)
( , Wed 28 Jan 2009, 15:51, closed)
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Fight the power! etc.
*shakes fist in air*
*thinks again*
*shakes fist whilst holding tadger*
Woo!
( , Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:02, closed)
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just how many of these you could pass off as the real thing. the top one, not the bottom one.
Actually, I wonder how many of the bottom one you could pull off. Or a hybrid of the top one, but with 'shopped hair, a cdc hidden in the background and the text saying "Bank of Pooflake"?
Anyone want to try?
( , Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:03, closed)
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...got me thrown out of the pub at lunchtime?
Curses!
( , Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:05, closed)
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