Dont think I'd go to prison
I'd probably be given a great big sparkly medal which plays the national anthem...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:28, 1 reply)

I have alot of work to do
I think it will take a couple of more serious posts on better QOTW to redeem myself, im not actually as smug as u think... and alot of that is exagerated bollocks, but fuck u who eating coisants and who got the tescos own brand toast for breakfast?

I hate defence lawyers, everytime they win I lost money....

Why couldnt we have the cougars, run in with police or drug topics... ones of masterfully proud of...
(zikki Is quickly making enemies, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:58, closed)

Joker...
Your English wouldn't get you a job in Subway - let alone a law firm.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 17:32, closed)

Mmm breakfast
Tesco sell toast now? I've always been buying bread and toasting it myself - now I do feel like a twat.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 18:32, closed)

I was going to say
Aldi (our version of tescos) don't sell toast here! We have to toast it ourselves.

Do you also have to dip your teabags into hot water or is your tea ready made there at tescos? We have to make it all from scratch - including boiling the water. Damn Aldi!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 2:49, closed)