My Top Tip for Surviving the Credit Crunch
Make all your worries disappear by drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Be careful though, Tesco value lager may be cheaper per can, but it contains less alcohol, it's a false economy. I recommend a cheap gin, you can get 1 litre for less than a fiver at most major superstores.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 23:31, 5 replies)

I had a tip from a friend about cheap booze
Buy dirt cheap vodka and a water filter. Vastly improves the percieved quality. Makes Tesco value/Asda smartprice/etc taste like good Smirnoff, apparently. I wouldn't know, I can't stand the stuff.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 8:58, closed)

It can work sometimes
but not THAT well. You'll never turn Asda Smartprice into anything that you can drink straight, but you'll get something that'll work okay with a Mixer.
You know what, I'm gonna try this again tonight and report back...

Ah, Brita-Vodka. One of those lovely ol' family recipies...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:16, closed)

^^^
Though might require caution before using the same filter jug to offer any kiddies a glass of squash.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:39, closed)

Damn
you saw through my elaborate plan. Back to the chloroform-puppies...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:01, closed)

Ah, yes.
He did say have one for drinks and keep the vodka one seperate.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:04, closed)