
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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We were sitting on the sofa, watching TV when .... something .... had brushed against her face.
It was her own hand.
Silly bint.
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:16, 2 replies)

you had chopped it off and dangled it on a string from the light fitting.
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:26, closed)

only it ended with him biting off the end of his finger.
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:16, closed)
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