Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Just last nightMy gym is in the hotel opposite my office. Last night, I popped in to the hotel bar after the gym, to have a pint and catch the arse end of the game. Standing at the bar, enjoying my pint, a group of suited blokes turn up - clearly up here on business of some sort. Our hero, a chap of about 60 odd, shouts obnoxiously to the young glass washer "OI love! 4 pints of stella please."
"Sorry, I can't serve you" says the girl, "I'm only 16". "Really, says the crone, his eyes lighting up, "You don't look it". He then proceeds to spend the next 10 minutes trying to spark up a conversation with her, while she does her best to ignore him and carry on doing what she's actually paid for.
The creepiest bit was the tone in his voice when he said "You don't look it." He was right, she looked more like 14.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)
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