Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Waking up with a sore arse...next to a smug yet guilty looking boyfriend*
*may not be true
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:57, 4 replies)
I once awoke suddenly from a dream that a hand had shot out of some bushes as I walked past and groped my bosoms to find the then partner copping a feel. He thought I wouldn't notice, being asleep.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:19, closed)
He might have been weighing them I've had an offer for mine to be weighed, to which the would-be examiner cupped both, gave them a good giggle and shouted 'Wa-HAAAAY!'
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:41, closed)
Not even as witty as that, sadlyJust a creepy nonce!
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:18, closed)
mmmmm rohypnolits just not for the boys you know, show you care about her derriare with all new minty rohypnol
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:19,
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