Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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PffAnd one in return, although I expect you've heard it...
Following a party, I was walking home at around 4am the other day, when I happened to pass a graveyard. Looking in, I saw a man squatting beside a gravestone, which frankly struck me as rather odd.
"Morning," I called over, somewhat uncertainly.
"Nope," he replied, "Just having a shit."
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 9:52,
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Late for my night shiftI took a short cut via the graveyard, halfway through I espied a wizened old man perched on a tomb with his head between his legs. "Goblin?" I enquired.
"No, stomach ache" he replied.
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Pfft!I like that one better than mine....
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:47,
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