Khany
Two years ago or so, I was out on the lash with a mate of mine and a few of her friends. One of her friends had brought along his mate, who was introduced as "Khany" (his surname was Khan and it'd been turned into a nickname).

The actual drinking was fairly uneventful, until my mate decided she wanted to go home. As soon as she mentioned this, Khany said "I'll walk you home". She said "Don't worry about it, it's only half a mile or so". He then went "I'll walk you home" let me walk you home" I want to walk you home" Let. Me. Walk. You. Home." and so on, with my mate refusing each time. This was getting really creepy, but she was starting to say "maybe", rather than no, so I could see which way it was going. So I said "I forgot to meantion, Sugartits (name changed to protect the big-titted), I need to borrow that drill off your dad, can I come grab it now?", to which she replied "Yeah, come home with me and I'll dig it out for you", much to the displeasure of Khany.

A couple of months later, me and Sugartits were going out on the lash again. As I walked into the pub I was due to meet her in, I spotted something on the door that made my blood run cold. When she arrived, I said to her "did you see what's on the front door?" when she said she hadn't, I told her "There's a poster asking for help to catch some bloke who's commited a violent rape near here. The artist's sketch of the bloke is a a picture of that Khany fella". She looked and agreed. She then rang her mate (who was Khany's mate), he came down to the pub, took one look at the poster and left without saying anything.

Khany was sat in his house at the time, so he called the police and had told him where he was. he evidently gave hi a bit of akicking while he was waiting for them to arrive, which would imply he knew he'd done it, rather than thought.

Not only was Khany convicted of the rape on DNA evidence, it also emerged that he was involved in people trafficing.
(ScousersPet, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:34, 3 replies)

Fucking hell
Gut instincts saved the day there mate, well done for sticking with your friend.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 12:21, closed)

Yep, great Spidey-senses there!

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 13:53, closed)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAANy

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:24, closed)