Creepy!Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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Salvation lies withinI once had a nasty, protracted bout of food poisining. After a dozen trips to the loo each day for 3-days, I was pretty sore and bleeding from areas I shouldn't be bleeding - so I headed off gingerly to my local GP to see if there was anything he could do.
'Take your trousers & pants off, and lie down facing the wall', he says. Now, I could be called naive for not expecting what was gonna happen next, but without warning, he inserts a digit into my backside for 'a look around'.
'Jesus Christ!', I gasp.
'He can't help you now' comes the reply from behind me.
[shudder]
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)
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